Election

The Republican Party is working on a way to increase the number of young voters for the 2012 election. Seeing that there are no candidates that the American youth will get behind, the Republicans have decided to bring back a classic. Ronald Reagan was the most popular Republican president of the 20th century. A team of republican scientists have taken the former president and turned him into an undead zombie terminator. "This gives us everything we could ever want in a president" says head scientist, Doctor Mel Practice. "We have the cool zombie part that kids love and that both parties can fully support, being totally mindless and all. We have the killer terminator part that shows the world we have some backbone once again, and we have Reagan, who is like a loving grandfather for the world. It is a win, win, win situation." The Democrats are fighting the nomination saying that Reagan has already served but the Republicans are saying this is a whole new creature and only a third of him has served, which gives the rest of him the 2/3 majority needed to not really be himself. Democrats were thinking of making former president Bill Clinton a sparkly vampire-wizard-robot but some people are still claiming the former president isn't really dead yet.