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Actor William Shatner is working on a new version of the classic horror film, The Fly. The movie will not only feature the actor, but will be produced, written and directed by Shatner as well. "Instead of filming a whole new movie, we plan to dub old photos of myself over the existing movie, as well as have me do voice-overs. This will keep our costs down and will help make more money from the film. I know the only people that will see this are old Star Trek fans and they don't really care what we do, as long as we are in it." said Mr. Shatner. "If this works, we plan to redo a bunch of films this way. I think we will start on the original Universal monster films next. Oh, I also plan to add photos of other classic Trek actors as well. Since I only use public domain photos, I don't have to worry about paying them any money for their likeness. Besides, they won't care. It’s not like any of them are doing anything with their lives anyway."