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Lady Gaga VS. The Daleks

It looks as if Lady Gaga will indeed be on Doctor Who. Here is an exclusive preview of the episode titled DANCE OF THE DALEKS:

Lyrics: We want to kill him and that stupid TARDIS please.
Kill him. We must get him. Take his program from TV. (I hate it)
Luck and intuition might have helped him from the start,
But after we get through with him we’ll stomp on his two hearts.
Oh oh oh oh oh
Ohohohohohoh.
We’ll take a shot. Show him what we got.
Oh oh oh oh oh
Ohohohohohoh.
We’ll take a shot. Show him what we got.
He can’t have, he can’t have, no he can’t have another face.
(He’ll get no brand new body)
He can’t have, he can’t have, no he can’t have another face.
(He’ll get no brand new body)
Ex-ex-exterminate. Ex-exterminate. (Muh Muh Muh Mah)
Ex-ex-exterminate. Ex-exterminate. (Muh Muh Muh Mah)
We want to show him what a hard race we can be.
A little killing can be fun, come watch and see. (I love it)
This should be real easy since he never has a gun
And maybe when it’s over we can finally have some fun.
Oh oh oh oh oh
Ohohohohohoh.
We’ll take a shot. Show him what we got.
He can’t have, he can’t have, no he can’t have another face.
(He’ll get no brand new body)
He can’t have, he can’t have, no he can’t have another face.
(He’ll get no brand new body)
Ex-ex-exterminate. Ex-exterminate. (Muh Muh Muh Mah)
Ex-ex-exterminate. Ex-exterminate. (Muh Muh Muh Mah)
We won’t miss you once we kill you,
You think that we are bluffing,
There’s nothing from our trying,
Just watch out we’re going to come a gunning.
He can’t have, he can’t have, no he can’t have another face.
(He’ll get no brand new body) x6
Ex-ex-exterminate. Ex-exterminate. X6